A friend of mine who is a first-gen immigrant got a visit from his Guatemalan father this past week. The poor guy didn't speak a word of English until my friend got to him, now he's repeating the same phrase to every woman he sees. He thinks it's funny; we think it's fucking hilarious. Really, it's sad and wrong, and probably horribly racist.

"I love you bitch, you suck me best." We tried something with "fuck", but he recognized that.