I must take a minute out of my bad poetry and other ravings to admit something others might consider embarrasing for such a hetero stud as me. :p I have a man crush on Bear Grylls. As contraversial as any batshit insane adventurer, I doubt many people would call him physically attractive after a couple weeks of "bathing" in jungle rivers, drinking his urine, and eating anything that might have the smallest nutritional value. I don't care, after surviving a broken back from a parachuting accident, he crossed the fucking North Atlantic in an inflatable boat. The man could live on Mars, and I'd be honored to call him BFF.