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05 September 2008 @ 07:13 am
Signs that I Am Spending too much Time Online  
#5643 - When I spell words out in refrigerator magnets, I expect a spell check line to appear under them.

#914 - When crossing the street, I mentally assign to cars a skull, diamond, square, plus, or circle symbol.

#7297 - I ache for Google and Wikipedia at least ten times a day.

#129 - Whenever time seems to drag, I think: low bandwidth.

#2376 - Where's my `lock transport?

#2377 - Where's my "ignore" button?

#12 - Although I have come across some greens, there seems to be no blue or purple gear in any clothing store in North Texas.

#350 - People should come with drop-down menus.
 
 
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