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30 November 2005 @ 02:47 pm
Eek, old poetry, nooooo!  
This one's from my days in the early `90s spent recovering from my injury in the then new club, Kerouac's. There were poetry readings there, so I decided to see if I still 'had it', but I was long since jaded and cynical. I also happened to be rereading Alice's Adventures. Here's the result.




Kerouacky

`Twas coolness, and the wiggin' slackers
Did toke and trip out at the rave,
All hard-wired were the backroom hackers
And the Jesus freaks did save.

"Beware of Kerouac's, my droogs;
The cunts that tease, the cocks that scheme.
Beware the homophobes and lose
The Euro-American dream."

With Paper Mates in hand,
Light-years the Baptist scum they dissed
And even the happy pacifists
Could tell that they were pissed.

When tired of all this cock-and-bull,
To Kerouac's, with notebooks full,
The beatnicks they began to tool,
But couldn't get the gist.

Testing, testing, three and four,
The poetics went to the mic
And poured their hearts out on the floor
As the masses cheered-sike!

"And have y'all capped the decaffe god?
Let's have a group hug on the stage."
"No fucking way!" the punks did say,
And filled another page.

`Twas coolness, and the wiggin' slackers
Did toke and trip out at the rave,
All hard-wired were the backroom hackers
And the Jesus freaks did save.
 
 
 
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rogerdrrogerdr on November 30th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
Thank you, and no. I'm not a middle-aged minister obsessed with underage girls. I'm a middle-aged infidel who toys with college coeds. :p
Μπραντbugtilaheh on November 30th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
who toys with college coeds.

that sounds kinda hot, actually... both sexes. HMM. Bi much? *shot*
rogerdrrogerdr on December 1st, 2005 12:09 am (UTC)
Hehe. Sorry, no. I and my decrepit generation refer only to college girls as coeds. I think it has something to do with bad porn. ;)
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rogerdrrogerdr on December 1st, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, gawd, I'm blind!
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rogerdrrogerdr on December 2nd, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)
Personally, I like them palm-sized and perky. And those scare me! Be nice, I've got women who read my lj. Oh, wait, some of them might like big boobs too. Nevermind.